im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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