After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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