I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My balls are so social today.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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