no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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