So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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