i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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