She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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