Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
