Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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