Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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