A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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