? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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