I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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