No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
false alarm, still single
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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