there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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