new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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