it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
home. puking in laundry basket.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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