But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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