So drunk its hurt
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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