You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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