wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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