Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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