6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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