i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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