What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
