Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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