You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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