wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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