you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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