I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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