You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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