Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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