he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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