She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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