can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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