I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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