who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
