That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
