We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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