It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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