Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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