What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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