question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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