the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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