So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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