Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.

(248): View more from Michigan

I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it

(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah...you probably will...

(248): View more from Michigan

well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.

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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.

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(281): View more from Texas

I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?

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