It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
