pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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