Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
