Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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