dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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