So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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