If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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