try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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